Girly Unicorn Teal Print Men's Pajamas

Unicorn dreams adorned,
Pajamas unveiled, horse graced,
Disappointment’s sigh.

Update (first night with pajamas): In the vast expanse of my emotions, an abyss of profound sadness engulfed my weary soul. Did not sleep one f’ing wink

There is also no cutie mark. Wtf

Nice colors and very comfortable but someone please call the Unicorn Authority - this is not a unicorn. It is just a horse. I was honestly so excited for this but can now feel myself slipping into a deep and dark depression.